ORGASMIUM CRISIS!

ATTENTION MISSION CONTROL!
ALERT LEVEL PURPLE!

The EVIL Emperor Count Coq Blok from the planet NOGASM has stolen our precious reserves of ORGASMIUM and WE NEED YOU to help us replenish
our supply!

Without our ORGASMIUM ( the most precious substance in The Universe which allows us to experience pleasure...) Mission Control WILL NO
LONGER BE ABLE TO GET H*RNY!

JOIN/CREATE A TEAM TODAY and help SAVE MISSION CONTROL from certain FLOPPITUDE and FRIGIDOSITY!

All TEAMS are invited to attend and share photographic evidence of their HEROIC EFFORTS in generating ORGASMIUM and find out if we have generated enough ORGASMIUM TO DEFEAT THE EVIL COUNT COQ BLOK!

  1. http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/this-week-in-sex/this-week-in-sex-sex-in-space?page=5

    http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/this-week-in-sex/this-week-in-sex-sex-in-space?page=5

  2. Reinforcements from across the planet!

  3. Lieutenant Commander SwinkXenobiologist and Alien Liason SpecialistH.M.S. FleshbotCommander JordanPleasure Activator and Captain of the ShipH.M.S. FleshbotSecond Lieutenant PulkrabekChief Engineer and Orgasmium MasterH.M.S. Fleshbot

    Lieutenant Commander Swink
    Xenobiologist and Alien Liason Specialist
    H.M.S. Fleshbot

    Commander Jordan
    Pleasure Activator and Captain of the Ship
    H.M.S. Fleshbot

    Second Lieutenant Pulkrabek
    Chief Engineer and Orgasmium Master
    H.M.S. Fleshbot

  4. A withering transmission from the depths of space, received by Mission Control!

  5. The minions of Count Coq Blok are approaching. Huh. What does that “All Your Base Belong To Us” thing mean? Orgasmium Crisis Response Team has no bases…do we?

  6. TEAM: OmniQuest Research Team CHALLENGE: Alpha Meet the OmniQuest Research Team

    TEAM: OmniQuest Research Team

    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    Meet the OmniQuest Research Team

  7. TEAM: Omniquest Research Team CHALLENGE: Alpha Dio-Rama-Rama Act-Ion

    TEAM: Omniquest Research Team

    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    Dio-Rama-Rama Act-Ion

  8. TEAM: Pink Pulsars CHALLENGE: Charlie

    TEAM: Pink Pulsars

    CHALLENGE: Charlie

  9. TEAM: OmniQuest Research Team CHALLENGE: Alpha Face to Face with the Unknown

    TEAM: OmniQuest Research Team

    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    Face to Face with the Unknown

  10. TEAM: Supercool CHALLENGE: Charlie Genetically modified orgasmium maker

    TEAM: Supercool

    CHALLENGE: Charlie

    Genetically modified orgasmium maker

  11. TEAM: Supercool CHALLENGE: Alpha To The Rescue!

    TEAM: Supercool

    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    To The Rescue!

  12. TEAM: Supercool CHALLENGE: Alpha Team Supercool says “Orgasmium Leak!” At the Orgasmium Crisis Response Center, eyebrows are raised: “WTF…?!”

    TEAM: Supercool

    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    Team Supercool says “Orgasmium Leak!” At the Orgasmium Crisis Response Center, eyebrows are raised: “WTF…?!”

  13. A Pink Afterglow TEAM: Pink Pulsars & friends CHALLENGE: Alpha “Our mission: to explore PINK places, to seek out new sensations. To bawdily go where no Orgasmium has gone before!”

    A Pink Afterglow

    TEAM: Pink Pulsars & friends

    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    “Our mission: to explore PINK places, to seek out new sensations. To bawdily go where no Orgasmium has gone before!”

  14. TEAM: The LotusLightship, of L’amouria CHALLENGE: Alpha

    TEAM: The LotusLightship, of L’amouria
    CHALLENGE: Alpha

  15. TEAM: Pink Pulsars & friends CHALLENGE: Alpha “Our mission: to explore PINK places, to seek out new sensations. To bawdily go where no Orgasmium has gone before!”

    TEAM: Pink Pulsars & friends
    CHALLENGE: Alpha

    “Our mission: to explore PINK places, to seek out new sensations. To bawdily go where no Orgasmium has gone before!”